More Google Translate Fun!

This is something very funny you can do with Google Translate.

1. Go to Google Translate by clicking the picture:

2. Translate "English" to "Vietnamese"

3. Type: "Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty?"

4. Copy the Vietnamese translation

5. Change translation to "Vietnamese" to "English"

6. Paste the Vietnamese translation in the blank box

7. WATCH WHAT HAPPENS!!!!

April Fools

You may have seen yesterday's post, and I just wanted to tell you...

APRIL FOOLS!!!!

The Worst Things

The worst things have been happening to my family. Sam has a very severe fever, and my dad's car was crashed into by a police officer. We had a big tornado and half of our house was torn right out of the ground. I got all D's on my last 15 tests at school. My mom fell down and broke her right arm and her left leg. Just as I was typing this, all the power went out. I had to type it all over again. There was an error publishing this post and I had to type it all over again again. I would put a picture to prove the bad stuff, but our camera got lost in the tornado. If just one good thing would happen, it would make up for all of those problems.

Age of War

Age of War <----Click link to play it... but look at my picture first. It is above these words.

Whitetail Snowboarding

Yesterday I went snowboarding at Whitetail Resort.

I thought it would be easy, but I kept falling. The good news is that I could take a lesson, it was included. The lesson was incredibly boring, so after they taught me how to turn and stop, I left. Here is a map. Try to find the track where I didn't even fall once, Velvet.

Sorry

Sorry about that little break there (prepare for a run-on sentence) but I had so much homework because my teachers gave me too much homework so I am angry and you should be too that I couldn't do a post for a while because I had way too much homework and my mom said I couldn't do this until I finished my homework which usually took me until bedtime. This two-sentence post is now over.

Merry Christmas

'Tis Christmas, so I made a poem.

'Twas the year after Thanksgiving,

And all through the house,

There were four girls and each one

Was wearing a blouse.

With everyone quiet

And looking at Bob

Suddenly, for no reason

They all started to sob.

They had no idea why,

so they went out buy

At Target the store

Some Christmas decor

Even though the months 'til Christmas

Was four.

So they got a refund

For the stuff that they bought

And one of the girls in another's

Blouse tied a knot.

Knotted blouse girl got mad

'Cause she started a fad

To tie your blouse in a knot,

Though stylish it was not.

That is the end of the poem today,

So now you better go away.

Google Can Beatbox?

Check this out:

1. Go to Google Translate.

2. Translate German to German

3. Type in these sequences of letters; pv, zk, or bschk in any mixed around order.

4. Where the word "Translate" used to be, you should see the word "Beatbox". Click that.

If you want to, you can start with this awesome thing; pv zk pv zk pv zk bschk pv pv zk bschk pv pv zk bschk pv pv zk pv zk zk zk zk zk zk bschk bschk or this one; pv zk bschk pv pv zk bschk bschk pv zk bschk zk bschk zk bschk bschk

If you click one of the beatbox buttons and it doesn't work, try clicking the other one.

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Sam and Jackets

Today is Homophone Day! Are you ready four a lot of homophones? Let's due this!

Sam usually forgets his jacket when Wii go places, but he where's them a lot wear he doesn't knead them--inn the house:

Yes, you sea Sam Waring hour Dad's jacket. He thinks he looks like a penguin, and eye agree, butt you May think he looks like something that is knot a penguin. Leave a comment saying what you think he looks like.

Sea, eye told you that Homophone Day posts will bee normal posts. Bee patient, the next Homophone Day will bee January 26.

Homophone Day

The forth Wednesday of every month will bee Homophone Day. That means tomorrow is Homophone Day. Too give you a feeling of what that will bee like, this hole post was written inn homophone form. Homophone Day posts will bee just like regular posts... butt they will bee written with homophones. They will still bee about my random thoughts, butt they May bee a little hard to reed, because they are written in homophone form. Bye the weigh, eye sea a be in my I.

Good buy until tomorrow!

Cute Little Emoticon Man

I promised I would teach you how to make this cute little guy; (:-0)-{--<

Step 1: Put an opening parenthesis for the top of the head; (

Step 2: Put a colon or semicolon for the eyes; : or ;

Step 3: Put a hyphen for the nose; -

Step 4: Put a zero, an O, or a D for the mouth; 0 or O or D

Step 5: Put a closing parenthesis for the bottom of the head; )

Step 6: Put a hyphen for the neck; -

Step 7: Put a fancy bracket thingy for the arms; {

Step 8: Put two hyphens for the body; --

Step 9: Put a less than sign for the legs; <

So this is what it will be like:

After Step 1: (

After Step 2: (:

After Step 3: (:-

After Step 4: (:-0

After Step 5: (:-0)

*HEAD COMPLETED*

After Step 6: (:-0)-

After Step 7: (:-0)-{

After Step 8: (:-0)-{--

After Step 9: (:-0)-{--<

HOORAY!!!

*WARNING* This will not work in chat programs, like these do; :-) :-(

BYEFOREVEREVERYBODY

Here's a Funny Story...

WARNING: The following story is based on a true story, but a lot of the parts are completely made up. If you cannot handle almost true stories, close this window now!

It all started one beautiful day in.... well I can't remember when it was, but I know Sam was not home. I was bored, so I decided to take a walk. On my walk, I passed three drunk guys, a dude wearing a bicycle helmet robbing a woman with blue and orange hair, and a man standing on another man's head. When I got back to my street, I saw a man beating up my friend Corey. I ran into my house, grabbed a rifle, a pistol, and a kitchen knife, and ran back outside. First, with the pistol, I shot the man in the head. When he let go of Corey, I tossed Corey the rifle. I stabbed the man in the back. Then Corey and I shot the man until he was dead. Then Corey came to my house and we jumped off the roof eight hundred forty-seven million, three hundred sixty-two thousand, four hundred seventy-eight times. Then we went to Corey's house. His two BB guns were fully loaded, so we ran around the neighborhood having a battle. Then our friend Mason came outside and he fell into a manhole. Corey and I were worried, so we jumped in with him. By the time we fell to the bottom, the sewer rats had completely devoured Mason. Si we climbed back up and nobody but Corey and I are quite sure what happened to Mason. So I guess the moral of the story is--

*DISCLAIMER*

NONE OF THIS STORY WAS TRUE!!!

(except for the part about Mason and the manhole,

and we are not sure if he was devoured or not)

Youtube

I have my own youtube account, which you can see here. Instead of you having to click that link to see any of my videos, I will put one here.

If you want to see more of my upcoming videos, click on the link and subscribe to me and become my friend. Now here is a sneak peek at my next video.

If you are still looking for the sneak peek, the introduction to it was messed up. All it was was a gray screen. If I get it fixed, I will put it right here;

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On a totally non-related note, check out this cute little guy; (:-0)-{--:::::

I will teach you how to make him another time.

Song Review Number One

Today I will be kind of making fun of Black Eyed Peas songs. First, Boom Boom Pow. Skip to 1:45 of the following video.

If you wanted to get down, why would you put your hands in the air? Anyway, next song. Meet Me Halfway. Skip to 4:04 of this video.

She said she couldn't go any further than 'this,' but she was walking, so she was going further than 'this.' That's it.

Random Dude: *worried* You mean you aren't going to make fun of any more songs?!?!?!

Me: No, I will, but not any more Black Eyed Peas songs. For now, anyway! Muahahahaha! Teehee. Giggle. LOL. ROFL. ROFLMAO. qwerty. OK, I'm done.

Wonderful Wishbone

Sam and I did a wishbone Saturday night and this is what happened:

Yes, nobody got their wish. When we did it the top part actually hit the ceiling! I don't think either of us got our wish, but maybe we both got our wish. What do you think? Leave a comment with your answer.

The C.S. Game

Sam and I (but mostly I) invented a game called the C.S. Game. All you have to do is say things that have the initials C.S. For example, Carrot Stick or Creepy Song. This game was originated when I saw a preview for Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader and I heard the name C.S. Lewis. I was wondering what that stood for, so I made some guesses. This game can be played with many players. You can also try changing the game to two different letters, like B.N. I will now put a frequently updated list of possibilities.

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1. Carrot Stick
2. Creepy Song
3. Crappy Snake
4. Cookie Sale
5. Can't Sing
6. Cub Scouts
7. Canned Sauce
8. Crying Spree
9. Crazy Sam
10. Corrected Sitcoms

Sam

This is my brother Sam.

He went to a birthday party yesterday and came back with a unibrow, and I do believe it is real.

First Post

OK, I don't come across random thoughts this often, but just as I was creating this blog about 90 seconds ago, I came across something hilarious!

Yes, that's right, my verification word was "woopy." Pretty hilarious, right? My dad pointed out how funny it was, so I used SnagIt to snag it and posted it here! My brain is always working to come up with random and likely impossible stuff, but who knows? One day one of you will prove me wrong about the impossible part.